By Justin McMahan ‘21
Any kid who grows up in America knows that there is no greater holiday than Halloween. They get to dress up in a costume, stay up till 9 pm running around the neighborhood with their friends, and receive candy from strangers. Those children who are lucky enough to live among wealthy Conservative Americans know that Halloween was made even better because rich houses stock up on king size candy bars. If the above story has not spooked the Conservative American then their survival is doomed. Perhaps a clearer explanation of such horror is needed: Halloween is nothing more than a social welfare program designed by the Liberal Left to redistribute wealth in America. Think about it.